i wish i was as pretty as my icon
(Source: deathvalleys)
(Source: plaidalecki)
writing is safer, somehow
because my pen cannot stutter like my lips do,
and words get stuck in throats,
not fingertips, can’t stumble
on paper trails of blue lines
because writing is definite and clear
and no one can tell if i am crying
or laughing
through written words alone
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
JESUS CRUST
(Source: secretsbest)
I’M SOBBING
- I’m sorry but how the fuck did this photo even happen
- the photographer must have been like a fangirl
- she would’ve been like
- okay uh yeah jensen take off your shirt
- now could you like… uh… yeah just unbutton your pants
- yeah that’s good
- make sure that fly is nice and open
- and now could you just lie down on the hood of the car
- yeah
- like that
- but put your arms out now
- okay perfect
- perfect
- perfect
i fixed it for you guys
Oh. My. Chuck.
I JUST LOVE THIS FANDOM SO MUCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MOVE OVER, LUCIFER IS TAKING THE WHEEL.
(Source: kanerd)
There is always that one band that comes along when you are 14 or 15 years old that manages to hit you in just the right way and changes your whole perception of things.
Alex Turner (talking about The Strokes)
(Source: sunbeamslosing)
How to Spot A Supernatural Fan in a Crowd
- Set ringtone to “Carry on My Wayward Son”
- Get a phone call
- Count the number of people who cringe or start crying.
How to Spot a Sherlock Fan in a Crowd
- Set ringtone to Stayin’ Alive
- Get a phone call
- Count the heads that swivel instantly with eager looks of hope on their faces
How to Spot a Doctor Who Fan in a Crowd
- Set ringtone to TARDIS noise
- Get a phone call
- Count the number of people who randomly flip out
(Source: capablemajor)
someone explain to me how parents can scream at you until you’re crying and then act like nothing happened 20 minutes later
“I can’t see anything that I don’t like about you.”
“But you will! But you will. You know, you will think of things. And I’ll get bored with you and feel trapped because that’s what happens with me.”Click here to listen on 8tracks. // Click here to listen on Spotify.
(Source: themixtapecollective)
